Friday, April 16, 2010

My nephew can talk better..


Is it a trend or what?
Why all youngsters talk like this?
When I read all the wordings suddenly my eyes converged!
And I have to read like 5 times to understand what the hell they write..
TRUST ME.. ITS GETTING ON MY NERVE BECAUSE ITS

ANNOYING!!!!

Berbelit belit lidah nak baca..

I can accept shortform.. I really do.
Because it means to save time & energy.

Such as --> yang=yg, cepat=cpt, boleh=blh

But I cant accept some spelling that actually makes the word longer, and difficult to read.
Ape.. bajet comel or cute??
Hey, come on, my 2 years nephew can talk better than that!

Come on guys.. mane ade org cakap macam tu dah..
Hey people, that age is over,
GET OVER IT!!


Someone called me Skema because i write the whole words with the corrects spelling & sometimes with full spelling without shortform.
That is because i appreciate language..
Bahasa Malaysia or English..
I dont want to spoil them.
except for 'ur=your' because it's universal.

One more exception,
I can accept if the wording is in accent/ loghat negeri.
Because that is culture/budaya.
So, if people write in loghat , that doesn't bother me at all!
I love culture..

Last week, Tqah Mamat ,Wanie Azeera & me laughed like crazy because we talked like those people with purpose. Just to annoy ourselves! Hahhahaha.. Its fun!

Okay, lets get annoyed!

mamamz/ mam
jewww
kewww
nyeww
ituww
na
cikit
cangat
cakit
tatowt
muncit
shayer
shaper
gitew
cumil
cian
ciap
caye
kitew
chantek
mownink
boley/boye
mish
cedeyh
copping
nanak
cenyum
takowt
cangat
windu
cayang
ecaimen
fwenz
bubuy
maceh
cemoga
wink wink
dushh dushh
and also wawen as for kahwin. (found this on facebook)-whatthehell??
serta all the c words and w words yang malas dah nak fikir.
(sumber--kak ijat, she wrote about this things too)



what about some coversation?


titew windu awk....~
windu cangat2~
bile nk hangout came-came dgn titew lg???

Alooo... kitew sowy cangat2..
shumpah nanak wat agie.

Cumil nyew die tue..
nak aish kem?


Okay, thats it! cant write it anymore!
Rasa nak muntah hijau pun ade!
Bluekkkkk!!!!!!!!


p/s : Bilikku hampir terbakar ptg tadi. Pasang scented candle, then watched penunggu gunung raya. X perasan api benda tu dah terbakar atas meja. Bila bau hangit, tgk kanan, perghh, dah tinggi jugak api. Cepat2 basahkan towel and padam api. But, none of my housemates noticed that! hahahha.. (Alhamdulillah x jadi ape2)





17 comments:

fa-aja-aja said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

gilak ka apa cakap macam ini.kalu aku baca kot3 ada kucing sebelah tuh trs rasa nak tampar kucing sblh sbb geram sgt.
*kesian kucing*

terkekeh2 aku baca entry ni..lebih2 lagi ko kalu tgh baca,boleh aku bayangkan.

rosak kan bahasa betul!

titew tuh apa? kitew ke?

intanpayung said...

meshtilah titew tue kitew..
camer jer tue..
Aperlah awak nie.. itew pon tatau kew?

Hahhahahhaha....
Damn gross!!!

fa-aja-aja said...

lerr...yew kew..titew tato ler awhak..titew fewning bache banyhak2 niw..

titew rasye pelikh jew titew cakhap macham niw,,eeee titew thak caye cangat cangat.

titew rasye titew nak tamper kuching titew khat shebelah

ngahahahah.dah la! habis keringat aku banting tulang buat ayat tah ape2 ni.

drbalqis said...

HAHAHAHA(rowling on the floor while clutching my front shirt)

oh gowd(i found this on FB too!!)

what the hell?i think they though it will make them less nerd or 100%-skema-that-people-will-found-its-disgusting-if-they-are-too-straight or make them less-cool type person??

some words encountered too

aque,nie,dier,kowang,buelehh

anyway same here Intan,burst out laughing..hahaha.me too found its unthinkable.maybe they are ashamed if they use full spelling.i think u should link this entry to FB.!!

people who make a habit doing this wrongness will spill out their chyme onto the floor.

proud of u,babe!!hahaha

drbalqis said...

pot,napa ko marah2 kucing ni??marahla owl ko!apakah??(nda puas hati)

intanpayung said...

pot- uihhhhh... berputar2 mata aku baca komen ko.. Berbelit2 lidah aku pronounce!

qis- hahahha... I'm afraid that Mizah will read this entry and bantai me because she's one of them man! hahhahhahha.... Well, they're soooo not cool (except mizah in case she read this entry)

Just imagine, When a hot, rich ,macho,gorgeous man tetiba cakap:

Hallooo awak... awak dah mamam kew?

Ewweee~~~!!!!!!!! TOTALLY REJECTED!

fa-aja-aja said...

hahahhaha..tak nak ku imagine lelaki macho cakap macam tuh.keanak anak kan!

adik_mirah said...

hahhaha..akhirnya meluahkan x puas hati yg dsmpan lama..hahahha

drbalqis said...

yeah bebey..haha
hilang selera terus!!haha

drbalqis said...

Mizah one of them too?ok i agreed,she's excluded since she is our dearest.lol
but
really want to see her face when she read this..hehe

wo,pot sangat bagus contoh ko bagi ni.pening he

airainara said...

omg intan! same here. mmg mnyampah ! kdg-kdg if aina dpt sms or org2 yg blas komen mcm ni, aina akn ckp direct, aina xphm ap yg die ckp, n die akn hntr the same sms/ msg back. n i xkan rep. hahaha! vry-vry-vry annoying! ;D

sepet yamauchi said...

damn man~!!
sumtimes aku pun buat jugak~!!
example: sumtymes aq pown wat gak~!!!

ayt aku~

lg ayt aku
sedey-sedih
cni-sini
ckit-sikit
gtw-bagitau
ader-ada
kcw-kacau
crazie-crazy

damn shit...
hahaha...
sumpah x perasan annoying..
tp aku x la teruk sgt smpai ckp..
titew...
mamam..
maceh
cedeyh...
itu MMG SANGAT YEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK~!!!

intanpayung said...

adik- u too dont like it right?

aina- hahahahha.. sms!yup! kat sms pun sama!! diorg baru tumbuh gigi tu!

lai- hahahhaha.. nampaknya ko baru early stage.. bukan chronic! x dpt aku bayang ko cakap titew..shayer..
eweeee!!!

HAMIZAH APANDI said...

weyh.. aku x dek arr gne gle dasyat smpi lgu 2 naa.. stakat ni=nie.. sihat=chat..ke=ker.. pon=pown ade arr.. mne pnah seumo idup aku gne shaye,titew2 tu.. shayang2.. ntah btol ke x aku eje.. cam gedik je.. i'll kill u 4 this miss intan..
I dun wanna use the word 'damn' as it's too harsh..4 me la.. juz use ngek la kau intan!!!!

intanpayung said...

MIZAH..

sampai hati ko datang dapur pastu terus tendang2 aku..

xbek taw.. shaket shangat2! wuwuwuwuwu....

Alah..betullah tu.. ade same sikit2 kan? kan? kan?

serius terkejut ko dtg dapur mase aq tgh masak pastu terus tendang2 aku.. hahahha.. memang x kene lah kalau brutal2 camtu skali cakap cayang cayang bucuk bucuk!! hahahhaha

sorry lah beb! (x brp nak ikhlas)..

HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

adik_mirah said...

hahahhahaha,,
sakit perut sampai gelak guling2..
alamak..blush..blush..
hahahahhaahahahah...
anyway kakakky yg chantek,
biler nak msh dgn shayer lagi?
windu arr..
a big YEKKKKKKKKKKK!

sepet yamauchi said...

hahaha..early stage ek??
klw end stage x taw la aku~!!
hahahaha