potography session for medic student 09

Time : 9.00 am = sesi fotografi sendiri
beberapa jam selepas itu =sesi fotografi rasmi
Location=in front anat museum
Theme=earth(green)

ATIQAHs
mereka kata muka kami je yg penuhkan kamera..
benarkah?


Akhwat group B

Doktor mestilah bergaya!


Barisan pelakon te.. eh..
belum ready lagi! siap tertinggal cukup..


Haa..baru ready.
Barisan pelakon Team Medical Dragon..

Angkat tangan...jatuh!Angkat..jatuh!

Gaya Bebas..Oppss,jgn bebas sgt ek!

Kelas Group B

Balqis dan saya
'kami suka batu-bata di belakang'

Gambar ini saya nmpk kurus!
suke..Wee~~

Makhluk comel ni namanya Farihah,
Makhluk cun tu namanya Intan..

Mcm kumpulan ragbi plak!Ragbi??

On your mark..Get set.. GO!!

Fuh..penat betul nak upload gambar ni..!!

Movie's director out there,(II)

Haritu dah janji nak post pasal mimpi kedua yg boleh buat movie kan?
here we go!
genre kali ni lebih kurang sama jugak..thriller!
Jeng..jeng..jeng..
pelakon utama mestilah aku!
Location x sure kat Msia or egypt. Rase2 mcm kat msia,tp mcm kat egypt pun ade.
xde signboard plak dlm mimpi tu.

ceritanya bermula begini.
mase tu aku still blaja medic,tp up lagi.
kerja sambil blaja kot.So,kat hospital tu,kami ade bilik sendiri and masing2 ada satu cadaver.
kami punye busy ni,sampai kadang2 tak smpat balik rumah.tisurlah kat bilik kita yg ade cadaver tu.

Satu hari tu,aku & Tqah Mamat (eh,Tqah pun ade?) balik lambat coz kami nak study pasal cadaver.mmg dah pakat nak guna cadaver aku. So,kitorg pun studyla.. Tqah mlm tu mcm kasar & ganas sikit. Selamba je die tarik2 muscle,lipat2 lengan,kaki cadaver aku. Aku mcm dah cuak sebab buat cadaver mcm tu.Yelah,kan mayat manusia tu.cuak je cadaver tu bangun pastu sekeh kitorang. Tqah siap suruh aku pegang cadaver tu sebab die nak tarik satu muscle yg susah sikit,punyalah ganas tqah sampai aku terbaring atas cadaver tu.EEEeee...takut!!
pastu,kitorg dgr cadaver tu keluarkan satu bunyi mcm mengerang. meremangnyelah bulu tengkuk kitorg. tak tau sama ade bunyi yg dihasilkan tu adalah tindakbalas kimia setelah kitorang 'melipat2kan' cadaver itu,atau mayat itu sedang mengerang kesakitan.
terus kiotrg tutup cadaver tu,pastu balik rumah.

Lepas kitorg balik,aku rase x sedap hati sungguh.Cadaver tu mcm x puas hati dgn aku.dahlah aku owner die.dia aim akulah! esoknya aku buat keputusan apply cadaver baru.lagipun cadaver smalam tu dah rosak habis dah! permohonan aku dterima. SO,daptlah cadaver baru.Fresh..lelaki.mude lagi,dalam 27-28 tahun.muka pun jelas je. Aku ajak kawan2 aku buat bacaan yasin sikit. A fresh new start,& aku xnak roh cadaver tu 'macem2'.

Fuh..lega..rase cm everythings back to normal.Esoknya, aku eluar g pekan sorang,pastu lepak2(doktor melepak??) jap kat satu restoran ni,basahkan tekak.
Tetiba,dtg sorg laki ni,pakai kot kelabu dari seberang jalan senyum kat aku.
EH,mcm kenal je..pastu dia dtg ke arah aku.
OMG,rupe die sebijik mcm cadaver yg aku baru dapat tu. Tidak kusangka,muka die mase jd manusia sangatlah hensem. bersih je.mcm muke lelaki dlm videoclip arab, sandra-beblad el ghourbi. Haa..sape suruh tgk lagu2 arab byk sgt!kan dah terbawak2.

Okeh2 sambung balik.
Aku sebenarnya dh cuak giler,tp muka mestilah cool! Pastu,dia kenalkan diri dia.
Sah..mmg roh cadaver tu! rupe2nye dia nak mintak tolong aku. Dia mati sebab kene aniaya. jadi,dia x tenang. Dia mintak aku tlg siasatkan. Ces,aku x takut pun mase tu. X rase mcm ckp dgn hantu. mentang-mentanglah hensem. So,aku xde pilihan lain melainkan tolong die.
Perjalanan seterusnya aku x ingat. maybe sebab dah beberapa hari dah mimpi tu,lupe dah!

Cerita selanjutnya,aku serahkan kepada pngarah. suke hatilah nak buat ape.
Haa..ape macam?ni pun boleh buat movie kan? best kan jln cerita die?
hahaha... kalau cadaver tu tak hensem,pikir 7 kali gak nak tolong ke tak. Tp aku sure,aku mesti tlg gak coz aku takut nanti dia tunjuk muka seram die pastu ugut aku!hahaha
memain jek!

Okeh2..nak siap ni.ade sesi photography..Weee..!!!

Heroin cerita tu=akulah!!

Bye Y.M.O.T.A.N.A (read backward..)

Wee..such a relief!
exam anatomy dah habis baik practical,written,& oral.
tadi baru je habis oral.happy sangat..

Nak cerita sikit pasal oral exam.
mlm tadi punyelah bersengkang mata,tidur setengah jam jek.
kerana anatomyku sayang..

sesi 1
sampailah giliran plajar Msia,diorg semua dpt doktor Uni kami.
soalan pun senang2,and pusing2 dua soalan tu sahaja.
Aku pun rilexlah memandangkan soalan tu senang & dh biasa dgn doktor kami.
Sekali tu,aku student Msia(AQ) pertama yg oral exam kat bilik lain, dgn Dr. dari university luar.
Hadoi..mcmane nih. Dr pengiring perempuan yg bawak aku tu siap pimpin tgn aku lagi dgn riang rianya sedangkan aku dgn cuaknya.
Jumpa plak dgn Dr. Sama kat luar pintu(Dr. group kami)
punyalah baik Dr. Sama,dia teman aku mase oral tu,siap berdiri kat sebelah aku lagi.
bg sokongan moral!
pastu dia suruh aku pilih tulang,
-dia tanya structure,
-Muscle attachment,
-Muscle yg ade 2 nerve supply,
-contah Muscle lain yg ade kat arm,
-median Nerve supply muscle ape kat tgn,
-brachial plexus

Perggghhh....giler banyak!! Tp,Alhamdulillah,Allah mmg nak tolong.
dapat jgk jawab semua soalan tu. dia siap puji lagi kata aku 'very2 excellent!'
kembang semangkuklah kejap! Dr. Sama pun dgn bangga jawab, 'She is in my group!'
Dapat full mark...!!Alhamdulillah..

sesi 2

Aisehmen..dpt dgn Dr. luar lagi!
Cool..cool..
okey,dia tanya pasal lesser sac,position?
camne aku nak ckp ni. kalau tgk gambar aku taulah,
tp nak terjemah mcmane ni?
owh..rupe2nye,die nak boundaries..okay2,lega!
dpt jawab. pastu ligament related to spleen,
1-liorenal ligament
2-???alamal..x mau keluar!
nsb baik Dr. tu bg mase pikir.mulalah keluar muke Dr. Yeusof dan lukisannya baru suaranya..
yes,gastro-splenic ligament!
Alhamdulillah..
content of inguinal canal?
Haaa?????adoi..mmg x ingat habis ni.
habislah camni. dah puas aku mengucap,selawat kat depan dia kuat2,
nak bagi ingat. last skali x mau keluar gak nih!
aku cakap 'i'm Sorry,I'm very nervous!'
then die kata, 'It's okay,you are very good up to now!'
Pastu dia bg soalan nak tolong aku,(kesian kot tgk aku selawat kuat2) cover inguinal canal contents tu,
'what is position of uterus'
aku pn dgn pantas menjawab 'anti-flexed & anti-verted!'
'okay,very good..you can go now.'

Mcm2 ragam blh tgk mase oral.
ade yg kene suruh baca Al-Fatihah,
ade yg kene terangkan makna pasal nama sendiri,
ade yg disuruh ketuk kepala guna humerus(gurauan sahaja)

InsyaAllah,after this we can do a better job! bashaa!!

Movie's director out there,call me now at 011-*******

Two days ago, I had an Anatomy Exam
So,i got my head fully used days before.
Guess what,i decided to faint exactly after the exam.
(Of course at home! I'm not crazy enough to sleep at the examination building!!)

So, I took a very nice long sleep at the evening
which was long enough for me to have a movie's like dream.
it's kinda horror or thriller movie, i mean dream!
Without purporse,somehow i messed with this bad spirit.
Spirit of a lady. SO,since that day, people around me start to die one by one in a terrific way.

One day,i went to see a house. There,i met a guy who was surveying the house too.
i cant remember his name.let say he was Adam. We exchange our phone number.
That night, i got a call.I saw Adam's name on my screen so i took it. But it's not Adam. A female's voice. Again,i cant remember any detail about it.
All i knew was,the next day Adam's dead. Jumped off a building with his head full of blood.Probably from a knife.
Police came to my house to question me since i was the last person with him & i'm the last person he called. Then only i noticed, all people around me died after hung out with me. And i got call from them after that,but with the same female's voice.

Few days later,i got a call from one of my friend.
OMG,i just hung out with her the day before. I refused to take the call. I dont want her to die too. The image of the spirit of the lady keep haunting me as long as i didnt took the call.
i was sooo tense. People's dying around me,the spirit ,and police at my house 24-7.
i nearly got myself killed by stamping a knife at my head. They took me to hospital and concluded i had some mental problem,literally mean i commit the murder but i was sick.

The only way out from this dream was.......
WOKE UP FROM THE SCARY SLEEP!!!




So,what do you think?
Just like a movie right? Mcm cerita hantu korea pun ade!hehehe..
So,for directors out there,if you like my line of story@dream, contact me straight away okay?
You can make your own ending,i just want my share in the profit. Bussiness thinking..

P/s: i have another movie's like dream. for the next post maybe..

KEJADIAN YG TIDAK INGIN KITA LIHAT

Today,after a long histology revision class, Atiqah & I AS USUAL went to the midway shop to buy our new favourite drink-musbilaban (okey,u can laugh for the spelling) which is banana milk.

Things went normal. everyhthing was calm..
Suddenly,everyone scattered.
We were still blured. what the hell is happening?
we only captured the situation when we saw few of the boys punched each other.
Okay..here their gangs came about 50 of them!
They took whatever their hand could catch-
broom,wood,rod of steel,anything!

OMG, i saw one of them caught a big stone and ready to hit this one's head with head.
Its getting near...and...
Thank God,one of his friends stopped him
or else this will be the last day he see this world and prepare to see another world.

Wait,we were about in the middle of them!
everyone was fighting around us.
The 'ammu' who made our banana milk left the counter with a wood in his hand,
trying to stop them,but at last he only watched.
Well,what could he do in a temper of 50 youth?

Slowly..we stepped back, and i stood behind Atiqah.
Damn,I was scared! then, I braved myself to stood beside Atiqah.
hehe..

Alhamdulillah,not long after that two policemen came to control the situation.
And the ammu appologized for the unwanted scene.

We sat on a bench and enjoy our food.
Owh..forgot to mention,Atiqah bought Toba' Batotis.
Beside us was a group of girl.
staring at us and finally talked to us.
At the end of the conversation,i realized that the girl was questioning us for a guy at the end of the bench.
Sorry Tiqah, I didn't get the opputurnity to tell u this..
hahahaha...

Sebenarnya itu je nak cerita. motifnye pun x taulah.. cume nak gambarkan betapa takutnya tgk org arab bergaduh. depan mata plak tu. Ngeri....

Anugerah ibu terbaik jatuh kepada...

SALMAH BINTI ABU MANSOR
11 January 1956

FAKTOR KEMENANGAN

1) Melahirkan 5 org anak
2)Sangat cun dan awet muda sampai terbawak2 kat anak nombor 4 tu.
3)Workaholic
4)Understanding
5) Bagi pelajaran kat anak2nya
6)Dedahkan anaknya pada dunia luar untuk survive..
7) Bagi saya banyak barang kemas sampai along & adik jealous.
8)Belikan banyak baju mengikut fesyen terkini
9) kreatif dlm ape jua hal
10) mencium & menimang anaknya sehingga kini (Bangah?)
11)Selalu bg duit kat kami..Weee... =)


HOBI
1)makan ulam-ulaman terutama petai,jering,kerdas,walaupun tau selalu angin,mkan jugak tanpa dpt ditegah.
2)Beli pokok bunga - tugas menyiram jatuh kepada anak2nya tp slalu x buat pun..)
3)Tidur pkl 8 malam
4)sakat abah dan adik..hidung mereka serupa
5)shopping
6)pakai inai
7)dengar siaran klasik nasional.. - tensionnnnn...
8) basuh baju & lipat baju?
9)gubah bunga bile sampai musim
10) menjahit - mase diniy nak lahir je..
11)jatuhkan baju2 kat dalam almari pastu suruh kakak susun
12)suka dgn pantun2 ni..
13)suka dgn mak tiri sindarela yg mulut laser tu-'tolong...tolong-menolong..'
14)berebut komputer dgn kakak sbb nak main zuma
15)suka suruh org lain mkn ubat,tapi kalau beliau sakit,nak makan ubat?pegi klinik?
wow..impossible!
16)kerap tercekik mase mkn-sediakan air awal2..
17)suka buat2 x paham bile abah merajuk..
18)Pandai melukis dan mewarna
19) Tai-chi
20)letak handbag merata-rata
21)Masak kuetiaw kungfu untuk kami..akak suke kuetiaw goreng mak!!
21)hobi terbaru - email!!!!

KEPUTUSAN HAKIM ADALAH MUKTAMAD!

Here The Drama Begins......

Teraju Utama - Intan
Teraju ke-2 - Mizah
Pelakon Pembantu - Kak Hajar, Warga Syaqah 4, Senior Perubatan, Mama, Anak Mama, Mustaffa(pemilik kedai playstastion bawah rumah),Warga Salam Sa'nawi khususnya lorong imarah Mama Kauthar,& Ustaz Z..
Lokasi - Syaqah 6 & 4, Rumah Mama, Lorong Imarah Mama Kauthar

Scene 1 - Syaqah 6

Mizah : Alamak..camne ni! Tali ampaian tu terputus mase aq jemur kain. reput. Ade kain jatuh.

Intan : Haa?? Ade kain aku kan?

Mizah : Ha'ah..kain ko lah yg terjatuh tu! *Ngeee...

Scene 2 - Rumah Mama

Intan : Mama,i need your help...

Mama : Yes my dear,anything..

* Kami pun menerangkan kejadian tersebut..

Mizah : aduh..ampaian dlm english ape?

*Kami sedaya upaya menerangkan situasi tersebut di mana selendang2ku (dlm 7 helai) terjatuh di ampaian rumah anak mama.

Mama : You want to wait for my son(owner of the house) to come back? He'll come back on July.

*Sadaqallahhulazim le jawabnye tudung2ku itu..

Mama : okay,go & call Mustaffa at the next door. He can help you.

Scene 3 - luar rumah mama

Mizah : Camne nak panggil ni? aku dahlah pakai baju tido ni. takkan nak pegi panggil mustafa tu pakai baju camni?

Intan : aku pn lebih kurang je. tudung ungu,baju hijau,seluar merah mak ngah.. camne nak panggil ni? dalam arab ape haa?

*hanya kepala dijengukkan di pintu kedai playstation,badan disorokkan di sebalik pntu.

Intan : Fi Mustaffa? Mama..aa...(isyarat tangan bermula)

*Tetiba anak mama(yg lain plak) dtg

Anak mama : come with me..

*Anak mama,Mustaffa,Aku dan Mizah sama2 pandang ke atas & berfikir camne nak turunkan harta ku itu. Kemudian dtg plak kwn Mustaffa bertanya khabar.dia pun join tgk ats & berfikir.
Dah mcm scene kat dlm seniman bujang lapuk,fikir mcmane nak turunkan motor kat atas atap.
Anak mama masuk ke garaj n keluarkan tali dan botol berair.

Scene 4 - Syaqah 4

*senior perubatan pun ade kat situ. Malunye..
Terus pergi beranda syaqah 4. Mustaffa cuba tolak hartu2ku supaya jatuh ke bawah. Malangnya jatuh atas atap anak mama yg menolong tadi.

Mustaffa : i need water?

Intan : nak air buat ape lak ni? nak tlg basuh tudung aku tu ke?

Mizah : dia nak beratkan tudung tu supaya sng nk tolak ke bawah.

*Air pun disiramkan. Huhuhu..alamat kene basuh baliklah ni..
Org di bawah dah semakin ramai..Org imarah depan imarah kami pun bukak pintu nk mengikuti ape yg terjadi.begitu jugak di seluruh lorong itu. masing2 mengeluarkan buah fikiran masing2.
Gempar satu salam disebabkan tudungku tu je.. Setelah bergabung tenaga memerah fikiran mereka,idea pn keluar. mereka menyambungkan besi dan kayu untuk mengait tudung. Teka kait dari mane? dari imarah rumah depan,tiga tingkat rumah depan bergabung tenaga menyelamatkan tudungku. MALUUUU... nasib baik xde org melayu yg nampak.

Semasa turun tangga nak mendptkan bende yg dh dikait,terserempak dgn Ustaz Z. dtg nak betulkan lampu bilikku kot..

Ustaz Z : Kenape ni?

Kak Hajar : Haaa..Intan,nah, tudung awak.dah dpt dah!

*Malunyeee..satu dunia dah tau! Dgn muke tebal,daku terus keluar mendapatkan khazanahku..
Org2 arab yg menolongku pakat gelakkan aku.. x kisahlah.ttp terhutg budi kat diorg.

Scene 5 - syaqah 6

Ustaz : Apasal bilik ni bau hangit?

Kami : ??????!!!!!

Ustaz : Alaaa.. x sampailah.. (Setelah panjat kerusi)

Kami : Kejap,ambik meja.

Ustaz : Nanti,tlg peganggkan lampu ye..

*aku pn amik lampu meja pot & tlg suluh.

Ustaz : takyah suluh pun xpe.ana nampak. ana suruh tlg pegangkan lampu yg ana beli tu.

Intan : Laa..tadi suruh pegangkan lampu. igtkan x nampak. Ustaz ni,cakaplah terang2! (cover malu)

*Tidak...MALU BERKALI2 hari ni..

Moral dari drama ini :

1) Pastikan tali ampaian anda kukuh
2)Pastikan pakaian anda sesuai dgn kombinasi warna yg betul ketika keluar rumah
3)Belajar cakap arab cepat2
4) Jgn suka buat drama melibatkan ramai penonton.
5) dgr cakap org betul2..baru dpt msj yg betul.
6) Org arab ni baik sebenarnya. masih kuat semangat tolong-menolong.
Ade yg siap tolong kutipkan penyepit baju yg jatuh bg padaku lagi,sedangkan bende tu aq pun boleh buat.

p/s : kepada emakku sayang, SALMAH BINTI HAJI ABU MANSOR, Selamat Hari Ibu.. Akak syg mak lagi tinggi dari 99 petala langit!! Semoga panjng umur dan murah rezeki hendaknya..

Pabila lampu bilik terbakar..

It's all the lamp's fault,
for being too emotional tonight. it's not functioning.terbakar kot!
so,min & i borrow table lamps from our housemates. Can u imagine it now?
my room now is kinda 'romantic',which is not suitable for study (pening kpala cahaya malap).
baca novel boleh plak!haishh..
for additional mood,i play edwin mccain's song-I'll be. My favourite!!
Still listening to the song right now. and reading 'Aa+Bb' novel. One part of the novel is,the hero & heroin dance for this song.. Arghhh..jiwang giler!
Okay-i admit it.. I'm kind of a little bit emo. But,who doesn't right?

And....my housemates(not all) gathered in my room. digging all the first love story(girl's talk).
but all of stories had a sad ending. the guys don't even know they were & are being admired.

All these dragged me to my PASUM life. I had a best friend.She never fell in love. She always got into fights with this one guy. Always!! She hate the guy sooo much,and the guy always teased her.

But,one day, she noticed that the guy always stared at her (perasaan je kot!)
Oppss,sorry friends! jgn marah.. But they still quarreled. Until one time,she came to me & confessed she likes him. i was damn suprised! She didn't even realized since when it happened.

They kept on quarelling,but i had a feeling that the guy likes her too. Then, we found out that the guy already had a soul-mate. My friend can accept the fact and avoided him. But,PASUM is a small world.she couldn't avoid it. I noticed this guy always stared at my friend & i made a conclusion that they had a feeling for each other.

Most of our friends knew that they were enemy,but i think only me & the guy best friend's knew what's the hell was going on. They kept their feelings until the end of PASUM.

What I'm trying to say is, it is realy hard to go through a love story like this.
they like each other but can't be together. Maybe the guy tried to be loyal to his partner and my friend didn't want to steal someone's belonging. As for the girl,it's even harder loving somebody who didn't even know that she love him.

*entah2 kwn aku tu je yg perasan. ishh..kejam sungguh ayatku.
Alah..kalau jodoh x ke mane jugak. lagipun ikhtilat tu!!
Baik tumpu study.

EDWIN MCCAIN-I'LL BE

The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful
Stop me and steal my breath
And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky
Never revealing their depth

And tell me that we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above

And I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love suicide
And I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life

And rain falls angry on the tin roof
As we lie awake in my bed
And you're my survival, you're my living proof
My love is alive, and not dead

And tell me that we belong together
Dress it up with the trappings of love.
I'll be captivated, I'll hang from your lips
Instead of the gallows of heartache that hang from above

And I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I`ll be love suicide
And I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life

And I dropped out, I burned up, I fought my way back from the dead,
I tuned in, I turned on, remembered the thing that you said.

And I'll be your cryin' shoulder
I'll be love suicide
And I'll be better when I'm older
I'll be the greatest fan of your life

The greatest fan of your life

Original touch of,
Land of Love..

sound bites-Visa

Visa
Yey..akhirnya dapat jugak visa.
sepanjang proses 'pem-visa-an',byk bende yg kelakar jadik.
antaranya :

-mendapat 'anaphylactic shock' (hyperbola sungguh), bile tgk keadaan jawazad yg mm..
x tau nk ckp ape.-sadis sungguh!

-datang BANYAK kali,tp visa x dapat buat2 jugak.

-setiap kali pegi jawazad mesti bergambar. (jakun x pernah jmpe jawazad camtu)

-Geng gelakkan org-Intan,Fifah,Jiji sebab ayat Balqis & Piah

Balqis-dia ialah tikus,tapi sebenarnya ayam?
haa..faham x?sampai skrg aq confuse!

Piah-Masa Qis tgh citer bende lawak pasal adiknya yg suka cakap laju,
dan atanya yg suke mengusik,
kami semua gelak,kecuali min & piah.
bile aku tanya 'faham x?'
piah kate faham,tapi min kata x!
so,piah pun terangkanlah kat min,
'Mcm ni Min,ayah Qis beli kerusi baru..'
BAHAHAHAHA...!!
aq gelak sampai menangis..mcmane blh sampai ke kerusi baru pn aku x tau!

-Ustaz2 yg temankan sgtlah baik. die buatkan visa kami,kami pg tido dlm surau!melampau x, bile dah selesai,ustaz dgn baiknya ckp, 'haa..gerakkan kwn2 yg lain ye..'

-Kami siap bawak bekal makanan ke sane-spaghetti goreng,coz kalau bkn lebih 2 jam kat sane x sah!

-Min bunyikan alarm kereta arab!

-Ade yg dah ter-berkenan dkt pengawal jawazad!hahahha..

-Hari dpt visa, Qis telah berjumpa dgn vampire-nya..tp versi ARAB!

-Jawazad dah ade pejabat! tp xde kerusi.. byk komplen plak..

-Alhamdulillah..semua dah selesai.pasni boleh menjongket! Yey..!!