FB-connecting people..

What a suprising day.. 
Tadi,dekat fb, ex-dato' , ex-schoolmate upload gambar masa kat sekolah dulu. First ayat keluar mulut ---> comot gila masa budak2 dulu! dahlah tu, kelakar muka. Innocent habis! dahlah hitam (gara2 kadet polis), kurus gila babeng pulak tu. Macamane boleh bina badan sekarang pun x tahu.

Dan bermula dari situlah, sorang..sorang.. kawan2 lama menjelma. Waaahhh.. rindunya. Mula lah add-meng add. Bagus jugak facebook ni. connecting people. 

Macam2 ragam masa zaman budak2 dulu. Sekarang ni, semua dah berterabur. Ada kat Penang, Selangor, Jepun, Mesir, merata lagilah. Betul abah kata, kita x boleh nak ikut kawan sebab semua rezeki lain2.

Masing2 dah bawak haluan sendiri. Ada yang dah jadi model. Ada yang dah jadi nurse. Ada yg dah jadi sasterawan. Ada bakal engineer. Ada bakal doktor.InsyaAllah..

Ada yang dah nak kawin bulan sepuluh ni. Ada yang dah bertunang. Ada yg dah jumpa jodoh masing2.. Ada yang still single..

And my backstabber once upon a time apologize today. Forgiven. Dah 4 tahun. See, x sekeras mana pun hati saya. Dah orang mintak maaf, sedang nabi ampunkan umat. but, forgive but not forget.

Nak cakapnya..kita semua dah dewasa @ tua... Ohhhh tidakkkkk!!!!!

Mereka plan nak buat reunion ---> pangkor @ cherating @ perhentian. I vote for perhentian.

Mungkin Millat facebook dan Umma united bakal mengambil tempat facebook. Asalkan kita menyokong mereka..


p/s : mungkin saya juga perlu minta maaf pada seseorang..

Tanya lagi hot ke tak?

Cik Atiqah Mamat (memang nama comersial dia) sangat gemar meng-tag saya.Tapi tag kali ni memang ada kena mengena.


1-Anda rasa anda hot?
  Huhhh..isn't it obvious? Of course I'M HOT!  With the 46 celcius temperature, plus with 3 times blackout yesterday, who can deny that I'm hot???


2- Bila kali terakhir anda makan pizza?
Ohhh ye.. last time?  Cik Tiqah Mamat belanja makan pizza masa dia dapat duit banyak2.. lepas tu x makan dah.sbb ape eh? entahla.. xde selera kot.. die kene org belanja baru selera. hahaha..


3-Lagu terakhir yang anda dengar sekarang?
I'll be loving u a long time by Mariah Carey.. sedang dengar sekarang. One of my favourite though.


4-Apa yang anda sedang buat selain menyelesaikan tag ini?
Dengar lagu dan makan anggur. Anggur merah yang takde biji tu. Manis pulak tu. sedap lah makan,takde biji kan.macam makan snack.sesuai ganti popcorn masa tengok movie.berkhasiat pulak tu. Haaa..kalau nak beli, 5 genih sekilo..  

5- Selain nama sendiri, anda dipanggil nama apa?
Banyak woo.. --->
-kakak
-kak teh
-kak uda
-Budak darjah 5
-kak ika (dekat Msia only,not in egypt)
-In (Hanim & Hana yang rajin panggil ni)
-Miss crab
-Miss accessory
-Acha.. (??????????)
-Budak kechik
-Che' adik
-Diktator (no one calling me this anymore)




Tag 8 orang
8??banyaknya. dahlah banyak yang kite nak tag dah kena tag.

1-adik
2-qis
3-lai
4-nad
5-nisa
6-min
7-pot (aku tau ko takkan buat, aku just nak cukupkan 8 org je) 
8-ainaa


Siapakah org no. 1 kepada anda?
My dear adik yg gemuk.  yg paling rapat dlm family, dialah!

  Katakan sesuatu kepada org no. 5
Dah dapat bezakan ke tak serbuk kurma dengan serbuk sup?

Org no. 3 ada hubungan dengan siapa?
Dia ni my bff. dia ada hubungan dengan m****. dululah.. sekrang x taulah..

Bagaimana pula dengan org no. 4?
ni pun my bff gak.  dia ada hubungan dengan.. dengan..dengan.. entah,dia xnak cerita kat saya.

Pesanan buat orang nombor 6?
Jangan selalu jatuh depan org ramai lagi eh.. tambah2 depan junior. tambah2 depan intan, sebab kat situ jugak intan akan gelak kaw kaw punya! hahahhaa

Kata2 cinta untuk org no. 2?
 I always love u qis, but I love gerard butler even more. So, dont u ever dream of him! hahahaha
(evil laugh!!!!!)

adakah org no. 7 & 8 mempunyai persamaan?
perempuan.

 Berikan 5 yang anda tau mengenai org yg tag anda?
-My BFF
-Kuat makan. Sian keyri nak bela dia nanti, duit habis ke makan je.
-Kuat online shopping. Kesian Keyri sekali lagi.
-Gossip girl.
-Bercita2 nak kawin awal. good luck!!!


Perasaan anda semasa menyelesaikan tag ni? 
Lapar lah weiiiiiii!!!!! mau makan apa ni????????????????? LAPAR LAPAR LAPAR LAPAR!!! 


 

Abah..

To be honest, i forgot that today is father's day. Until i read my friend's blog. Seriously, i lost track of time. I hardly what day is today. So, abah, sorry for the late wish. Plus, ana mafish kredit ya abi. Alfun maalish..

Really thankful because i call u 'abah', not 'ayah', 'bapak', 'papa', or 'daddy'.Because 'abah' suits u well. For me,

Abah = loving, caring, funny, soft,wise, tak garang.
 
Ayah= Garangggggggggg!!! very strict! with a thick black moustache. red eye. *melampau pulak rasanya

Papa=  Tak melayu.. x best. walaupun diakui nampak macam sangat memanjakan anak.


Daddy= macam papa jugaklah.






Pesanan buat abah,

Can u please take care of yourself?

Because mostly i'm not there to look after u.

I still remember once u said, when i was a little girl, i was the easiest one to cry. And my tears, like a raindrops. sambai basah rambut abah kata. But when i grew up, i'm the most difficult one to cry. Except for my family & movies la..  And abah, terima kasih, sebab masa kakak n adik kecik2 dulu, kitorang selalu nak main mekap2. and abah pun merelakan diri jadi model untuk dimekapkan.. thanx for that. Hasilnya, anak abah cantik2 sekarang. kan?kan?kan?

Walaupun dah beribu kali cakap, but still i want to say,

Abah, I love u so much. banyak ni haaaaa..

(sambil angkat tangan tinggi2 kat atas langit,lagi tinggi,lagi tinggi..)

Semoga abah panjang umur, murah rezeki, sihat tubuh badan.

Kakak pasang niat, masa kerja nanti kakak nak simpan duit, nak hantar mak abah pergi haji guna duit kakak sendiri.

And.. why the hell people didnt compose songs about father??  Father is precious too. Think intan.. think.. Haaa..ada pun..lagu..

sudirman=bapak. Tapi itu lagu sedih! 

run joey run= itu lagu anak perempuan merayu kat bapak dia nak kawin! tak sesuai..tak sesuai..

belum sampai masanya. 

papa dont preach = lagi merepek lagu ni! 

Hey..yeah you..composers out there. Show some appreciation to fathers.. 

(macamlah ada composer yg baca blog ni). Tapi ada banyak cerita pasal bapa yang menyentuh perasaan. Contohnya papadom. I like it.

So, i finally make a decision. I choose a song from Cat Steven= wild world. Walaupun lagu ni sebenarnya lagu dari seorang bapa kepada anaknya, tapi saya tetap suka, sebab betul2 rasa lirik dia tepat dgn keadaan kami. dgn nasihat yg abah selalu bagi. rasa macam abah yg nyanyikan lagu ni untuk saya.

p/s : Saya nak calon suami saya ada ciri2 berikut macam abah

---setia sungguh sangat2

---bapa yg baik kepada anak2

---pandai masak!!!!!! 

Imaginary Friends-Comel Lagi Saya

Just finished watching 'A Beautiful Mind'. A Beautiful movie indeed. I'd already watched this when i was in high school and i really fancy this movie. It is not suprising this movie won several awards. If I'm not mistaken, it was adapted from a true story.

The story playing around a very genius man turned crazy. Actually near crazy. Because he's too genius. He sees things around differently from other people. Which is kinda weird & scary. He doesn't involve in society very much, because he dont like people and people simply dont like him. Well, he's sort of odd, who would possibly approach him except make fun of him? I think his loneliness make him create his own friend, a very encouraging and best friend.  
'An Imaginary Friend'. Yup, he's suffering from scizophrenia. Staring--> Russell Crowe & Jennifer Conelly.

I shouldn't tell my housemates the ending of this movie! Such a mistake. I only knew it at the end of the story which made me very suprised! But still, they were suprised! 



p/s : 
-Even i always talk to myself, i dont have imaginary friends okay?
-What about imaginary lover?  Cant wait to read the novel.. 

Okay, now tag from Cik ATiqah Mamat.

1. Permainan ini terbuka kepada semua peringkat umur
2. Satu gambar setiap seorang dan adelah gambar anda sendiri.
3. Gambar mestilah senyuman yang ikhlas dan lebar to the max
4. Gambar adalah berseorangan sahaja. lau nak gambar couple pon boley, tapi pastikan yang sorang lagi tu adalah saya (ahahaha) xde lah...

5. Mestilah follow tuan punye blog (yang ini tak perlulah kot, kan?)
6. Tag sekurang-kurangnye 4 orang bloggers comel. comel ke? ehhe~ :))

JENG......

JENG......

JENG!!!!

 

Walaupun peraturan mengatakan bahawa gambar seorang je, namun saya tetap upload gambar saya dgn brandon routh. Sedangkan peraturan sekolah dulu pun rajin langgar, apatah lagi peraturan tag2 ni kan?

Tengok, lebar tak senyuman tu? cukup x? kalau tengok dekat2 tu sampai telinga dah tu. Of Courselah, dapat bergambar dengan Brandon Routh tuuuuuuu.... My Mr. Superman.
Macam pinang dibelah dua kan? symmetrical sungguh!  Cuba letak Courtney Ford tu sebelah dia, huhhhh -----> asymmetrical habis!! Camnelah dia boleh kawin dgn dia.


Anda anda yang kena buat tag ini ialah :

1- Adik - walaupun adik x reti senyum, anggaplah ini latihan..
2-Balqis- hari ni ko x boleh senyum lebar kan sebab bibir kering, so senyum dlm gambar jelah ok?
3- Krol - Kalau nak buat..buatlah... 
4- Nisa - Ada org beritahu saya bahawa senyuman anda manis.

p/s : Okayyyy... Ni just gambar superimposed. So what? Berangan itu free...

This man teach me something

After treating people nicely,
we got backstabed in return,
that make us being a little cruel so people won't shit us,
but when we realize, the one that we shit might also treating people nicely as we were,
so, why we put them in a place that we ourselves hate it?
Treat them all nicely as long as they dont make a mess.
Treat backstabbed people extra-nicely because they really need that,
and u'll be extra appreciated.

p/s :
ruginya x dapat tolong kemas barang rumah lama. ruginya... ruginyaaa!!!!
That A.D.O really teach me something.

Nampaknya abah tak terima menantu Norway

Just now, 7pm, i got a message. Its from abah. 

"******, (nama panggilan dirahsiakan) kalau online sekarang,

jom kita chat.

Abah baru balik dari teluk intan ni."

Abahku semakin pandai berbahasa sms. Kalau dulu,punyalah skema. Padahal mesej anak2 dia je pun.

Kalau dulu, mesej tu mungkin berbunyi,

" 'SILA' online sekarang. Harap maklum."

By the way, baru je semalam tulis dekat blog kalau x dpt cakap dgn mak/abah this week, saya buat keputusan nak tunang dengan org Norway.Tup tup terus dapat msg nak call online. Waaahhh.. risau nampaknya mereka. Pantang betul kalau sebut nak kawin org luar negara ni. Cepat je reaksi.

(entah2 tak baca pun blog ni..) Yelah, 7pm Mesir = 12 mlm Malaysia.Dahlah baru balik dari Teluk Intan, baru lepas kemas nak pindah rumah pulak tu. Mesti penat. Tapi sbb taknak menantu Norway punya pasal, sengkang jugak mata. (beranganlah kau intan!)

 

Lega bila dapat cakap dgn family. Rasa hidup balik dah.. Kelakar bila ingat some of our conversation just now. Here are some of them..

Abah : Kakak.. tadi abah asyik kena marah dgn mak je. Masa pindah rumah tadi. 

Me : Kenapa?

Abah : Sebab abah paling sikit buat kerja. jadi mandur je.. hehehe..

Abah kalau kena marah dgn mak mesti report kat saya. hahaha.. Tapi abah memang, semangatnya memang tinggi. Macam dulu2, abah nak potong sendiri rumput halaman rumah, siap dgn uniform,dengan seluar jeans, but hitam, topi, cermin mata plastik besar tu. Last2 potong rumput 15 minit je. Cute betul!

Me : Abah, nak tau tak, kakak sebenarnya x suka rumah lama kita tu.

Abah : Kenapa?

 Me : Kakak rasa rumah tu bawak suwey! (tahyul betul budak ni!)   Yelah, sejak kita duduk rumah tu, dah 3 kali rumah tu kena pecah pencuri.  Lepas tu jumpa h****.X sukalah rumah tu. Kakak happy tau kita nak pindah!

Abah : Tapi abah sayang jugak rumah tu, Situlah tempat korang membesar, situlah Along nya kawin.

Me : Nasib baik kakak x kawin kat situ. 

Abah : Hahaha..

Dengan selambanya ayat itu dilontarkan. Hahaha.. itu sebab saya yg cakap. Cuba along atau adik yg cakap pasal kawin dgn selambanya di situ. Mesti kena "amboiiii..dah gatal sgt nak kawin??"

Memang dari kecik saya bayangkan satu family saya tinggal kat lumut. Suka bandar kecil itu. Dekat dengan laut. Damai.. Pagi2 bolehh jogging dari rumah sampai tepi laut. Lepas jogging makan roti canai.Miss that moment! 

Me : Abah, dah suruh org yg sewa rumah kita kat lumut tu keluar?

Abah : Biarlah dulu. bg can kat diorg merasa tinggal kat situ setahun lagi. Mak pun setuju macam tu.

Me : Bagi tau diorg suruh keluar awal2, senang diorg cari rumah lain,

Abah : Erkkk..???

Kejam x? Well..xdelah kejam sangat. Kita kena kejam 'sikit' kalau xnak org lain kejam kat kita.

Xdelah, i mean bagus untuk dua2 pihak kan.. Owh,rumah kami kat lumut tu ada 2 sebelah menyebelah. Satu bg sewa kat pasangan baru kawin. Okay, now rasa kejam pulak!

Me : Abah, jgn lupa, ** haribulan ***** ni kakak nak ambik kawan kakak dekat ****.

Abah : Ooo.. Okay.. Kakak nak bawak kereta mana?

Me : Hmmm.. Myvi atau matrix. Sekali dgn Navigator.

Abah : Charade xnak?

Me : TAK NAKKKKKKK!!!!!!

Me : Abah jangan ikut kakak.

Abah : Biarlah abah ikut, abah nak tgk rupa kawan kakak tu.

Me : X boleh. kakak pegi dgn kawan2 kakak yang lain. X muat kereta.

Abah : Abah ikut belakang naik kereta charade ye?

Me : TAK BOLEHHHHH!!!!!!

Abah : Hmmm.. kakak nak pegi **** je kan?

Me : Lepas tu nak pg jalan2 dekat ***.

Abah : Haaaaa?????

Me : Jgn risau, kawan kakak tau jalan.

Abah : Abah ikut ye?

Me : Abah nak bg kakak pegi sendiri ke atau nak bagi kakak ambik international driving license?

Abah : Ok..ok.. Kakak pergi sendiri.

Saya tau apa abah fikir. Mesti abah ingat saya nak pergi jumpa kekasih. (kekasih?tak boleh blah!)

Abah.. Abah.. adakah abah tau bahawasanya even anak abah ada kekasih pun, kekasih itu mestilah mempunyai kapal selam?*blup..blup.. mana boleh naik kereta anak abah. X macho!!

Kenapalah abah x bg anak abah ni ambik international driving licence? Bukannya nak drive dekat egypt ni haaa.. nak drive kat ireland. (berangan itu free..)

Me : Abah, dah renew lesen kakak? haaaa......

Abah : Urm....urm... Lesen kakak mati hujung bulan 6 lah! 

Me : Taklah bah. bulan 5.

Abah : Oh, yeke? esok abah hidupkan lesen kakak.

Abah, kakak tau abah lupa nak renew lesen kakak..

Sentiasa x boleh nak marah abah, last2 gelak balik.

Haaaa.... I just got an email from mak..

 

*Tu!! Along menungje, ngelamunletu nanti ade org kene salahkan*<

pastu Bangah tengok pe thunderca le ape lagi> # 

yg bertenggek bawahtu Balang, ha ha dah nak meragam, balang lajuk#   

~Niihaa kakak n adik sosek2, 2org buat pe2, jgn sakat kakak~

niii lah karaektor anak2 mak n abah. 

 Hahahaha.. gelak baca email ni. memang betul. Nilah perangai anak2 mak.

Along- suka alihkan kerja atau kesalahan kat adik beradik lain. Which is kinda cute when we all know the fact.

Bangah - suka berimaginasi. Dengan thundercat & trojan yg turun mendarat kat belakang rumah opah.

Balang- Kuat meragam kalau x dapat apa yg dimintak. Siap bgtau tengah merajuk supaya org pujuk.

Kakak & Adik - Sentiasa berdua soksek2.. of course dgn cerita2 hot kami. But see, mak & abah sentiasa risaukan saya. Risaukan saya dibuli adik. Padahal.... Hahahahahah.. saya yg naik tanduk. Kesian adik...

p/s : Kakak sayanggggggg mak abah. Tak kisah pun x dapat tunang orang Norway. Cakap dengan mak abah lagi best!

Takut @ Best Kena Ngorat Macam Ni

Sila Diam.. eh.. tak.. 
Sila tonton video di atas.
Bayangkan anda berada di tempat Moa (heroin di atas), apa perasaan anda.
Di-ngorat sedemikian rupa? 

Kalau saya..
Kalau saya....
Best woooooo.. kena ngorat dgn Alexander Rybak! hahahaha (kenapa gelak?)
Dahlah handsome, kaya pulak tu! (typical me kan..)
Apasal si Moa tu xnak haa?? nasib baik xnak, kalau nak ada je yg jealous (sambil angkat tangan, saya!saya!)

Tapi.. Tapi..
Itu kalau muka dia boleh tahan macam Alex.
Kalau muka dia macam longkang pecah? stalk macam tu, 
sentiasa ikut pergi mana2 pun, sentiasa bg love notes di mana2..
Tak ke rasa macam stalker?? scary?? 
Mungkin dah buat report polis supaya dia x boleh mendekati dalam jarak 15 meter.

OOoooo... Kalau handsome kata romantik? kalau x handsome kata stalker?

From a positive side :
 Lelaki  ni tahu apa yg dia mahukan. And he works toward it. Tak putus asa. Means dia hargai gadis ni.


From a negative side :
 Maybe this is what we call obsess? No matter what, he want to make this girl his. Worse, he might even do something that cross border just to get that girl. All fair in love they say..
Once upon a time, there was a guy who put a spell on me. All fair in love??????????!!!!
But, Alhamdulillah, dia tak sampai hati , break the spell and confess to me. Sampai sekarang saya hormat & tabik spring sama dia. Semoga dia berbahagia.


Moral dari cerita ini?

LOVE MEANS TO LET GO

Anda akan dapat yg lebih kaya dan handsome

Anda akan dapat yg lebih beriman dan menghargai anda.

Because we cant always get what we want,

But we get what we need.

p/s :

Mak.. dah dua kali akak nak cakap dengan mak tp x dpt. Ada je hal. Kalau dlm minggu ni x dapat jugak cakap dengan mak & abah, kakak buat keputusan nak tunang dengan orang norway!!

Macam kat atas ni. Take it or leave it. 

p/p/s :

Apa jenis anak dara ni?

Apa jenis ugutan ni?  

CONDEMN IS SIMPLY NOT ENOUGH!!!

Eventhough i know its quite late to talk about Israel attacking Marmara ship, but i know this Israel conflicts will always be prolonged.

I'm not going to reflash about what happened to Marmara ship as everyone already talked, wrote about it with all the videos in the internet.

What i want to bold here is our role as a muslim, as a human towards this issue. Apparently we are condemning, bursting out our anger to israel. Well, of course it'll give a 'LITTLE' impact on Israel. But not for long. Israel dont give a damn about it. They can just pretend they dont hear it. Maybe they're suffering from auditory aphasia, they can listen but cant understand.

People of Palestine is so strong & brave, the can stand till this very minute to protect their motherland. And..I'm proud to be Malaysian. Because we have a very good relationship with Palestine and giving our ass to Israel. Plus, we Malaysia had been helping Palestine long time ago and still helping them. Reminiscing the era when Yasser Arafat was still breathing, how he always visited Malaysia and met Tun Dr Mahathir (PM at that time).  Why do u think Yasser always came to meet Tun Dr. M? Just to have a chit chat with coffee? Wasting a sum of money while his country and people in a state of war?Of course not. Tun Dr. M had been helping them in many ways, only we don't know it in precise. How Yasser & Tun Dr M love each other in the name of Islam. I still remember how Tun Dr M cried when Yaser died. And what Tun Dr M did is continued appreciated by Palestinean. Because, his efforts never end. Look how he try to criminalized war. Look how he react upon every Israel unforgiven actions.

Below is one of Tun Dr M entry, and I'm showing Kholoud's comment (from palestine)

And this is my comment! hihihi..

See..why cant we respect & love our leader while others want to make him theirs?

We should think and plan our action from now, not for short duration, but for a long time. Perancangan masa panjang. So, our strategies must include all aspects, outside & inside.

The most important thing is to be united! We, muslim countries, is much bigger, the people is much more than Israel. Why the hell that we afraid of them? Israel easily step on our head because we are seperated! Plus, Israel is sorrouded by us, muslim countries. They are the one who should afraid of us! Not the other way round!

Most muslim countries are weak because they are too dependant((economy) on America. Dont u ever think that Israel is under America. America is Irael's dog! Every action of America is under Israel's control. They are just their puppet! Come on, Allah blessed every muslim countries. We should be able to stand on our own feet. We dont have to rely on America for food. We have workers,sources to be independant.Widen our prospective to all other countries, not only America. So, we dont give a shit if America dont want to deal with us because US is no longer the major controller of our economy.  We should follow Japan & China. Just like Tun Dr M idea, Dasar Pandang ke Timur.

We should strenghten our money. But money shouldnt but money. That lead to economy crisis on 1998. Money is unpredictable. People can cheat. Again, as Tun Dr M suggested, Gold Dinar is more practical. The price of gold will never go down. Even there will be a 'lambakan' gold, people still want it. But 'lambakan' duit? it will be non valueable. At least, we shoulp practic gold dinar among ourselves, muslim countries, then spread it to the world.

Most of us launch boycot Israel's product. Yes, this will weaken their economy, but remember, we are helping them in another way.By what? By medication! I was awared of this when a dr came to zagazig to deliver his speech. They are controlling the medication all around the world. We are busy boycotting all these coca cola, pepsi so on. But in fact we are helping them tru medication that we bought. Even medication that are meant to be supplied to palestine people are from them. Who knows? Solution? Not to buy medication and die? Nope... We must develope our technologies and encourage our youth the study well so we can invade Israel's rule. 

Do it now for the future.



p/s : Actually, i kinda like Hitler. I dont think he did anything wrong. If he didnt do such thing, things might be worse!

Rajin Buat Tag Macam Rajin Baca Anatomy!

Tag dari Cik Atiqah Mamat

10 facts about me

- I rarely do blogwalking.

-For me, blog is meant to be written, not to be read. I treat my blog as my 2nd diary. And I don't like very much to be read by other people. And i dont chase traffic. Btw, what the hell is traffic?

-Tadi lepas solat jemaah bukak cerita pasal kahwin (tajuk wajib mereka perempuan). And they ask me, intan are u ******? Yes I am. Its one of their favourite question for me. Pelikkah? Mizah kata i'm underground type. Is it? Nope.. I dont think so.

-I love daydreaming. Who doesn't?

-xtau nak cakap ape dah..

-Oh ye, nak cari wedges yg gorgeous. Siapa nak belanja?  

-I hate Jessie St. James. He's so handsome & yet so cruel. He's gonna regret it! I love Finn!!!! 

"Its time for less talking & more punching!!!". Suara pun sedap. Serak2 sikit. With his dimples. With a rugby player's body. Rasa nak tampar je biar hilang handsome!!

-I'm a bathroom singer.

-Errrrr....who knows where did i parked my submarine?

-Yeay..dah cukup 10 bende merepek!! 

10 perkara yg menakutkan saya

-Takutkan Allah S.W.T.

-Saya takut apa2 benda buruk menimpa keluarga saya.

-Saya takut terserempak dgn dia masa balik Malaysia nanti. Tolonglah jgn terserempak. I'll get stoned forsure..

-Saya takut binatang yg xde bulu,xde kaki,xde tulang.

-Takut pocong! Takut kalau muka pocong tu saya kenal.

-Takut air yg banyakkkkkkkk!!! takut lemas. Tak pandai berenang.

-Takut tinggi jugak.Tp x seteruk takut air.

-Takut masa bekerja nanti, saya menyebabkan kematian seseorang.

-Takut ego ni makan diri sendiri.

-Kena fikir takut ape lagi.. dahla tu. Buat ape takut bnyk2?

10 perkara yg selalu disebut

-Tell me something that I don't know.

-Aku cun. (Kalau kita x puji diri sendiri, who will then?)

-"Tonggeng!" Bila geram. Dont know where this word comes from.anyone?

-Nak kawin dgn Anak raja, Dato', Tan Sri, Datu,Pangeran, Brunei? Eh.. eh.. Blup blup?

(But the fact, i dont even want any of them. I just want somebody with iman, and who can make me laugh)

-Kakakkakakakakakakakkakaka ( annoying laugh just to annoy people) 

-Sigh...

-Kalau aku jumpa ***** (nama yg berbelit2 lidah nak sebut dlm anat,physio,histo or biochem), mmg aku sekeh2 dia!

-Abah, kakak dgn adik sape lagi cantik?

-Tahfid syuwaiya mumkin? mintak diskaun mase shopping.

-Dahla tu.. saya pendiam, x byk cakap. 

10 pertama kali dalam hidup 

- pertama kali benci seseorang. Pertama kali suka seseorang.

-Pertama kali tidur seorang. Roomate dah pindah.

-Pertama kali dapat kawan2  yg solehah dan baik2, dan keperempuanan sungguh. (terkejut masa temubual diorg kat dapur haritu! Feww.. x sangka beb!

-Pertama kali pegang duit sendiri.

-Pertama kali berjauhan sangat dari keluarga.

-Pertama kali berkahwin naik kapal selam. Eh..Eh.. Mana ade! dah jangkit Tiqah Mamat ni asyik cakap pasal kawin je.

-Pertama kali suka brandon routh,kevin zegers,alexander rybak, ian somerhalder,david duchovny, banyak lagi ni..

 -Dah! Dah! Yang lain semua pernah buat banyak kali.  

p/s : Dalam movie2 kebanyakan heroin akan suka hero dulu. Hero pulak lambat baru nak suka heroin. Bila dah sedar suka heroin, dah ada org yg lebih baik,kaya, hensem suka heroin. Dalam reality pun sama. Lelaki dah ditakdirkan lembab ke?